She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not

[Herb asked me to post this. I wrote it for the Garden & Gun magazine's "Good Dog" essay contest and apparently did not win as I never heard anything. But when Garden & Gun published a book of "Good Dog" essays, I gave Herb this essay as a "P.S." to the book. The little essay that G&G forgot. Now I share it with you.]

Titan and I had a love/hate relationship. This started almost immediately because I felt like I was sold a completely fake bill of goods when we chose him.